Everything listed is always blended in the magic bullet (as seen on tv). I use the flat blade because I need to blend everything as finely as possible so it will go through my damn teeth. Keep in mind I've already had my jaw wired shut for about 4 weeks, so I'm getting pretty used to the consistency of these shitty foods and have had time to convince myself they taste good. OH YEAH, if you live near a Culver's, or any other restaurant that sells thick shakes, GET THEIR STRAWS. They have the strongest/thickest straws and they work the best. The straws from the grocery store are cheap and just get sucked shut if you try to eatdrink anything thick.
Breakfast: 1 high protein chocolate ensure mixed with half a banana, one spoonful of peanut butter, and 1 scoop of whey protein powder. (I've been working out a lot lately, hence all the protein).
Lunch: I've found that I can blend pizza into something like pizza soup that is actually pretty good. I cooked one thin-crust chicken and alfredo pizza, then cut it into 8 pieces. I put 2 or 3 pieces into the cup to be blended, about 1/2 a cup of milk, a little extra alfredo sauce, and a tiny bit of fresh garlic to keep it from getting too bland. I then blend it in the magic bullet for about 30 seconds, then re-heat it in the microwave for a little while because the cold milk cools it down. After re-heating I always blend it another 30 seconds or so to make sure there aren't any chunks and so it's evenly heated.
Dinner: I'm not going to let this keep me from going out with friends. We went out to eat at a restaurant called "Houlihan's." I was planning on sticking to a couple beers, then going home and preparing whatever looked good to throw in the blender, but I was starving. I actually asked the waitress if she would blend some french onion soup for me, but she was new so the manager came over haha. Not only did she blend some delicious soup for me, but she didn't even charge me! It was great. She also bought me and my friend a beer. Another one of my friends ordered the 'shrooms (look them up on the Houlihan's website), something I often get when I can fucking EAT. She couldn't finish them and let me take 2 home to try and blend them. I used the same approach I use w/ the pizza (put them in the bullet w/ a little milk and a little alfredo sauce). I also added a tiny amount of horseradish because they are served w/ a horseradish dipping sauce and thought it might taste good. I was right. It was amazing. I followed it up with a protein shake.
...I never claimed I would be posting HEALTHY recipes on here. I am going on a grilled chicken/fish, and salad diet for at least 2 weeks after getting unwired.
